Posts Liked by ilyad

If everybody was happy in relationship there would barely be any good music.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

if you lend someone 20$ and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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it's a man's world but it would be nothing without a woman.

69% of people find something dirty in
every sentence.