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if her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex.

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Liberté, égalité, fraternité,
Fuck terrorism

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Kiss me like your ex is watching

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

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How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

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