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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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Life is going to fuck you, the best thing to do is change positions and try to enjoy it somehow.

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I just read an article on my ipad about the evils and dangers of drinking.
I think I'll stop--reading.

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Things that will always sound sarcastic:

1. Good for you
2. Thanks a lot
3. Yeah right
4. Nice to know
5. Wow
6. Way to go
7. Totally
8. Ok buddy

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you ever feel about as useful as

the number nine on a microwave?

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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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