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But, DAMN, you're beautiful!

24

Cause love's such an old fashioned word/and love dares you to care for/
The people on the edge of the night/And love dares you to change our way of/Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure...

19

i want to be so full of christ that if a misquito tried to bite me it would fly away singing it had power in the blood!

1

nothing is impossible. the word itself says "i'm possible"

4

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

445

i wont let you close enough to hurt me

1

Then, they dance, like shadow puppets; the ghosts, in their glory, they laugh and sing. Too giddy or too ignorant to realize, as they frolic and conspire, that they're not the ones holding the strings...

15

I still haven't learned how to act in public...

44

im really sensitive my feelings get hurt easily

1

The "golden rule" is truly observed by too few, and actually applied like gilded shit, by too many.

12

"The eyes are the window to your soul."

- William -
Shakespeare

21

The function of muscle is to pull and not push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

• Leonardo da Vinci

13

all i
need is
me

7

do
wank and bold

8

if you've been left, go write

254

TAKE
THIS BOLD AND SHOVE IT.

11

CUNNING
LINGUIST

6

WHINY BOLD WINO BOLD
GIVE ME WINE
BOLD WINO OUT OF WINE
WHINY WINO

11

Acceptance
is the key
to be truly free

1

I'm a female

Fe= Iron
Male= Man

Therefore I am Iron Man.

11

i'd rather be topless and have a cute bottom to my coffee

6

sometimes i wish this life never happened

7

As she rode through the countryside, her wheels bounced and flew over the changing terrain, she reveled in the adrenaline rush; the wind in her hair, and the snake between her legs.

7

Permission: Not necessary.
Validation: Helpful.

9

Even for the circus, we were trailblazing women:

I, a sword charmer,
and she,
a snake swallower.

9

I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes
It's all I've got to keep myself sane, baby
So I just ride, I just ride

• Lana Del Rey

9

the weather is nice today. What's wrong? Are we going to die? Help.

1

I don't get this financial crisis thing. Why don't we just produce more money or even better, make everything free?

5

with "friends" like you my socmed needs a social enema

6

shaved my legs today. I feel so feminine

2

there is hardly a day, i do not wank my self!

10

We all have a right to know where we stand.

15

Because, you can't learn how to feel anything, until you've masturbated*.

22

weight has a
beauty limit•

7

don't
be...
you
just
might

5

We are the night people, and it's a whole different world...

• Sidney Poitier,
"Paris Blues"

21

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

Confidence is silent.

Insecurities are loud.

20

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

192

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

162

Nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. The last one didn't get paid enough.

102

Only when you die,
can the tally be taken, and the sum of "failure" or "success" be applied, on your toe tag.
And even then,
only you
will truly know the math.

22

We are fucking infinite.

20

he told us,
with the years,
you will come to love the world,
and we sat there
with our souls in our laps,
and comforted them

• "Graduation," by Dorothea Tanning

For a Princess

7

You couldn't handle me even if i came with instructions.

4

everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh

7

Sm;)e

6

every tall girl needs a short bestfriend

5

DO
MORE
OF
WHAT
MAKES
YOU
HAPPY

3

She realized, she'd never truly given herself to another, as a choice; based on her own desires. Rather, as a giving in, to so many; out of their expectation, alone. When she felt the true power of such a giving, it overwhelmed her. She ran away.

24

The truth is,
I don't think I'm better than you. I just believe you're better than that.

65

Your heart is only painted black/There are diamonds gleaming poetry/Sweet sentiment, mixed in sediment/Dark memories laced with sad events/But your heart is only painted black/
I know, 'cause I chose, once,
to peel the shroud back

23

This is who I am.

Nobody said you have to like it.

8

shows on 'TLC' scares me more than a horrormovie.

2

I'M
HUNGRY

DAMN.

2

if you text it ill delete it lets be clear

1

That's okay.
I'll undo myself, myself.

14

Tequila + me = lucky you!

276

Whatever I am,
I'm an honest one.

38

hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

3

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

42

thank you for a megaphone to express myself with audacity, a beautiful tool to do it with brevity and a community that appreciates and accepts creativity

happy first team bold

25

fuck that new girl that you like so bad she's not crazy like me , i bet you like that.

1

you
love
me
you
like
her

1

you saw the half of it only the half of it this is the life i live

2

i can still get you wet and i can still make you laugh

1

what are you gonna do when the world dont orbit you

1

why are you following me i suck at this

10

Never go to a pet store in the Red Light District. They're always pushing a Cockatoo.

11

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

10

Nope. Definitely not getting out of bed today.

2

That feeling, when someone believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself.

21

Interestingly; slipping the mundane into the innuendo, is a lot less fun than the other way around.

8

Take me in,
no questions asked
You strip away the ugliness
that surrounds me
(Who are you?)
Are you an angel?
Am I already that gone?
I only hope
that I won't disappoint you
When I'm down here
on my knees

17

i
need a new me

11

How was I to know it would get stuck in there?

12

wanking
is the new sex

always was, always will be

9

i'm not a troll goin' fishin' for validation,

i'm a hunter not a fisherman

8

At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

9

Meet me at Starbucks.
Wear a raincoat.

12

Boldomatic. For those who are bold automatically. By default. In both real and virtual lives. Ya hear that?!

9

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

812

Fuck it!

I'm a princess

17

Am I the only one who now suspects that you're R. Kelly?

8

Sex is more important in relationships than people will admit.

5

'AWKWARD' is not a word in my vocabulary

2

so yeah, go fuck a cactus

13

I hope I will look just at great as my mom when I'm her age!

2

Could we kiss and make up

22

selfie's are to photography as wanking is to sex

33

i dont care how poor a man is , if he has family , he is rich.

2

i arrive and depart single, but i'm grateful for your company while i'm here!

23

i just want some
body

59

..and sometimes
it hits me out of nowhere, all of a sudden,
this overwhelming sadness, rushes over me..
and I get discouraged and I get upset and I feel hopeless, sad and hurt •

28

Egal wie alt Du bist, beim Verliebtsein fühlst Du Dich nie älter als 25 und benimmst Dich wie 16.

22

I fuck better than I cook, ask the omelette... or the chick.

20

Perhaps I have a temporary hormonal dysfunction, but you remain an asshole

30

Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

27

ATTN. NEWBIES:
Any dumbass who still uses "gay" as a synonym for "bad" or "stupid" will be immediately unfollowed.
Take that shit somewhere else. Thanks.
And have a nice day.

101

My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

73

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

118

Don't go crying to your mama. Cause' your on your own in the real world.

5

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

504

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

620

LISTEN TO SILENCE

612

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

its not illegal its just frowned upon like getting off in a plane

4

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

577

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

1546

nobody is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers

1

Rest
In
Peace

2

YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL! :*

2

always be yourself.

3

Waiting for the day I need all the stuff I do in math

3

Fear has two meanings:

Forget
Everything OR
And
Run
Face
Everything
And
Rise

The choice is yours..!!

7

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than 10 years' study of books.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

41

the difference between "game" & "sincerity" is the "intention"of the talker and the "receptivity" of the listner...
-C.R-

8

I will not apologise for who I am!

26

Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

84

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

270

remember those days where nothing felt like it did before

1

LIVE,

LOVE,

& LAUGH TILL THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD HURTS SO BAD IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE.

7

Holding a Grudge is letting someone live Rent-Free in your head

4

fuck you.

1

opinion
attitude
viewpoint
are just the paints of you

1

I think about you every day.

Asshole.

4

Taking lessons from pain..Made me stronger....

4

I really wanted to watch this tv programme about healthy food, but who the hell invented crackling bags of chips?

5

$morning list: 1. check WhatsApp 2. check emails 3. have a cup of black coffee 4. yawn.. /|@_@|\$

6

THE CALM & THE CURIOUS

1

votez:
NON!

1

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it.

8

ich habe ein tieferes Nievau als du??

Sorry aber so tief möchte ich echt nicht graben.

1

why kanye moving like that lmfaoooo

1

An diesem regnerischen Sonntag Morgen, sind verflogen alle Sorgen.
Gemütlich ists beim Zmorgen.

10

Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

453

let's pretend it's our first time and forget my ugly mistakes.

4

min største frygt er at få tinitus...
Sådan permanent.

4

FUCK MONARCHY.

7

broken love from past

orbits around quietly

only scars remain.

8

go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

280

my only wish is to go back to the good old Nokia times.

5

I AM A PARODY OF MYSELF.
meow.

9

this morning.

UGH!

COFFEE.

3

there's a town in Denmark called "Svansbjerg" it tranlates to 'Faggotmountain'

we Danes rock!

7

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

564

My favorite door is the backdoor.

5

we were clappy-dappy, we were hippie-dippie, we built Eden by the Mississippi.

- Felix..

4

Sorting my M&M's.. Not only by colour, but by size too.

7

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

I love the fact that I'm the only one of my friends here! They would laugh if they saw what I tell you guys..

12

This life sucks. Please let me pass and go to the next one.

4

when I forget what I was about to do, I open my fridge, stare at food for a moment, and then it comes back to me.

IT'S MAGIC!

4

I want to follow more people, but im afraid it'll fill my feed with shit.

8

If there's one thing I hate it is
those gross sounds people make when they eat..

4

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

664

Cap'n Jack Sparrow. I want your hot piece of pirate ass in my bed. Now.

No, mr. Depp, not you. Just Jack.

4

i Hit All The Spots that you Didnt even know was there

1

mr jesus the prayers carry me but im from the left side of an island never thought this many people would know my name

2

that truth hurts and those lies heal and you cant sleep thinking if he lied still

1

Shortest
Horror Story
: Mondays

2

If brains were taxed, you would get a rebate.

11

Darth Vader died for your sins.

177

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

My Yoga mat is made of beef jerky.

8

ive been up three days adderall and red bull

1

110

New features! Hall of Fame, writer feeds and posts directly under profiles. Also, Popular is now
more current and includes only recent posts. Check it out.

129

No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

181

I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

107

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

Say whats never said.

2

when the money's spent and everyone has vanished and i can't seem to find no help or love for free
i know there is no need for me to panic
because i will find him next to me

2

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