Posts Liked by i_am_awesome

The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •