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Posts Liked by Hocktator

apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

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If it takes someone 12 minutes to get the straw into the Capri Sun, this should give you some indication as to what they are like in bed.

Back away slowly, then run fast, run far.

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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

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a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

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Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

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Learn to appreciate silence in a world that never stops talking.

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