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I
was
a fool
of my own
thought •

9

There's an ancient birth control secret. It's called "keep your legs together.

132

I want to move to another place!

16

I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

180

Stick
(the fork in the road)
up your ass.

12

Maybe you'll get your wish, and come back as a robot.

Or a high-end coffee machine.

12

As kind as you let me be. As cruel as you make me.

12

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

10

We can guess the menstrual cycle of a woman on reading her bolds

22

I may be the key to your happiness, but you only can open the right door

12

One of the most difficult tasks in life is removing someone from your heart •

55

Silly and sweet, the best combination you can find in a guy.

17

happiness is a state
of mind

35

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

I will be the dawn
on your worst
night •

13

I just started ignoring them.

7

And if you were wrong?

16

Today for breakfast:

bacon and regret

15

We've been together for so long, and yet I feel like you don't know me at all.
I've finally found someone who laughs at my jokes.

So, I'm sorry Facebook, it's not you..
It's Bold.

15

"Basic," would be your grasp on spelling and grammar. And that's being kind.

10

Sometimes, I wonder, are you really falling for that bullshit, or are you so clever, you have their every deceitful number, and just enjoy watching them trip themselves up?

8

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with "goodbye?"
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I...
I will survive.

• Gloria Gaynor

13

When you're serious, they're mad.
When you're joking, they're mad.
I think they're just mad.
And not in a good way.

Fuck 'em.

And not in a good way.

29

Please give up
before you
break up

6

I won't leave you because I don't love you anymore, but I'll leave you because I love myself

14

Frying stuff is one way of saying
"I love you"

80

Wait.
You've been in HOW many relationships?!

Please, STFU.

12

Every time you go away...

I laugh and laugh...

9

Um.

Okay...

13

Don't make of someone your priority, if for him you are only an option

17

..and then we
stopped talking •

14

Yeah I can take a joke, you're just not funny •

24

If we have the power to destroy our own planet, then I believe that we have the power to save it.

17

If they think you're so easily replaced or interchangeable, they weren't the one.

122

MY MONSTERS DIG
YOUR MONSTERS

14

only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

185

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

564

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

386

I'll pick being a fool for love over a fool against love, in every lifetime.

26

HELLO DENMARK

33

Tonight let's do something your memory foam mattress will never forget.

4

and I need a big fat ass glass of
alcohol

5

If you continue to move forward, the past will never catch up with you.

3

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