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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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bad decisions make good stories

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Darth Vader died for your sins.

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go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

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I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

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Last night I almost had a threesome,
I only needed two more people!

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I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

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