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thank God someone threw me away so you could pick me up and love me.

22

KEEP
CALM
AND

OH SHIT!
WHAT
WAS THE
SAFEWORD?

6

EVERYTHING IS A BOOMERANG IF THROWN UPWARDS.

29

Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver; you can't really ask for it back.

10

You do
wibbly
wobbly
stuff to
my mind.

30

I hope a clown kills me before the results of the election come in.

26

oh for the love of byrd!

8

All I have is
water. Where's Jesus when
you need him?

27

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