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Posts Liked by Hellborg

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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I learned to swim before I burned any bridges.

90

teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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caffeine is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, alcohol is bad for you, but don't worry, cause that's bad for you too.

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what's the difference between a homeless guy and a hipster?

-the iPhone

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