Posts Liked by hana88

how
dare
you

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

I would call you a sack of shit, but even a sack of shit can be used as fertilizer and serve a purpose••••

you have as much class as a lawn flamingo

like OMG! this is FANTABULOUS!
you are sooo reading this in a stuck up blonde accent.

Warum läuft meine Nase, und meine Füße riechen?

the only time you ever got to second base was at a petting zoo

rich people paying rich people to tell middleclass people to blame poor people

come to the dark side... we have cookies!

to everybody who hasn't paint the eggs - you are fucked

you will never find them in the snow

How bad do you want it?

destroy the box; then
think

to create
is to be

divine

isle of narcissus:

surfing waves of empathy upon your shores i drown... in a tsunami of my own
codependence

teach man to fish and he will deplete the oceans dry

look at
yourself through
my eyes

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching you.

roses are red, violets are blue. i have 5 fingers, the middle one's for you

I don't know if I did right or wrong but I always did my best.

Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? cut off your head

did you fall from heaven? because it looks like you fell on your face

They used to be called jumpolines. Till your mother jumped on one back in 1975.

--Loreal Kids Detangler
-
no tears my ass, shit was like acid.

My friends
says i have a good memory..

wait what was i
talking about?

i don't consider you a vulture, i consider you something a vulture would eat

you look like a girl version of your mother

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

we are the people our parents warned us about

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

SPRING!spring showers
bring may flowers.

$\ | / - O - / | \ Brightness oooooo•••$

ride bold.
or dont ride at all...

i would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand

Love can't be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

night time is the right time

You got to BURN
to shine.

To fat to run to stupid to hide.

You ask me how to kill your headache:
Use a gun.

when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

life delights in life

BLACK BANNER

FORCE

so i just did my homework.and next i get pizza

if i've said anything that offended you, i meant it

mung mung
wang wang
bow wow
woof woof
wuff wuff

can i borrow your face? my arse is on holiday

No deadline. No headline.

This is your world. Shape it or someone else will.

Always trust the people who like big butts. They cant lie.

LISTEN TO SILENCE

ever since i've seen you in your family tree, i've wanted to cut it down

Hope is a bitch.

bite me

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

with a face like yours, i wish i was blind

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

iSleepy

there's a nap for that

why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

i want to go rollar skating but there only open on weekends.

If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

Heile heile Säge drü Tag Räge, drü Tag Schnee und scho dued s Bobo nömme weh.

Only for
Luenchen.

MIAMI HEAT rules!

$againandagain . ; ; . / ; ; ; ; \ _ _ _ . ; ; . | ; ( ; ; ; - " " ` ' - . , ; ; ; ; ;| \ ; ' ' ; ; ; ) ; / / \ ; ; ' / . ; . . ; . \ | ; ; o ; ; ; ; o ; ; | ; ' " - ' ` ` ' - " ' | / \ . _ . / ; ; ; ; ; _ , _ Y _ , _ . ' / ; ; ; ; ; \`- - . ___ . - - ; . / | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; . __ . ; ; ; . \\ ; \ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; \ ; \__ . ; . | ' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; = ; ; ; ; ' | -__ ; ; ; ; / | ` " " ` . - - - . _ / ; /; ;\ ; ; / / ; / ; ; ; ; ; ; ; - ; /; ; / | ; / \_ , \ | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | | ' - . . .- - '; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; \/ ` " " " ` ` " `$

If you're ever wondering 'Should I chicken sandwich or not?' Always chicken sandwich.

i don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce

mondays

mephistopheles

your beliefs don't make you a better person.

your behavior does.

be bold
or forever hide your
"piece"

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

IT IS NOT
MONDAY' S
FAULT!

PUNCH 'TODAY' IN THE FACE.

i
was born
to be
me

THANK YOU GUYS

For being such a cool bunch
For writing awesome stuff
For engaging with the community
For shaping & growing Boldomatic

Stay bold!

you have something on your chin... 3rd one down

is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

what is the first letter of the alphabet?

a) c
b) d
c) a
d) b

good luck

if you were any less intelligent, i would have to water you twice a week

i couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' begins with 'u'.

if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

i'm in love with my concept of you

Whenever i tell myself that i'm going to bed early i can't fall asleep and whenever i tell myself i'm going to stay up i fall asleep.

I hate when people sit in front of you at the movies & take away your foot rest.

idiocy knows no ends

self doubt no beginnings

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

If plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.

We'll always be friends, you know too much.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

Black
is modest and arrogant at the same time.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness."

Ich spüre gerade wie der Wein von gestern abend mein Frühstücksbrötchen fragt:

"Kommst Du noch mit hoch ?"

Möchtest du auch einen Orangensaft zum Frühstück ?

Okay, aber nur drei Fingerbreit Wodka. Ich muss noch fahren.

sound
&
vision

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

I'm two fries short of a happy meal

Put your "faith" between my legs.

Put your "faith" between my legs.

Home sweet mess.

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.