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Posts Liked by hallofrumors

i licked it, so it's mine.

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This app is going to make a lot of people happy.
And even more angry.

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Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the Lovers are french and it is all organized by the Swiss.

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we all know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

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My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

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If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on first.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
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if I die next thursday.

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