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I want to get
a parrot
and train it to say:
I've been turned
into a parrot.

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you chase me as if i'm a dog.
don't chase me when i'm rich.

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Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere.

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I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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Soda became vodka, bikes became cars, kisses became sex.

Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth, and mom was your hero?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

And we couldn't wait to grow up!

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The bible should just be one sheet of paper, and on that piece of paper it should say, try not to be a cunt.
And if you do that every day, you'll be a good person.

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If you think your job sucks..
think about the sketch artist in China Police..

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