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Posts Liked by gustavobarata

you want to be on my level?

climb, bitch.

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my favorite type of exercise is running... from responsibility

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me: *does something bad*

mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on facebook, blogs, tells people in china*

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I sneeze so much,
that sometimes I wonder
if I'm allergic to you.

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I'd pretend to give up porn for you

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I wish I was pretty and funny and had nice legs and a flat stomach and could run for 10 minutes straight without dying

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Beer is good but beers are better.

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people: you've changed

me: well i couldn't stay a sperm forever could i

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