Posts Liked by gsss

We are just the monkeys who fell out of the trees when we were trying to fly.

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there is no fish

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I MUST ADMIT THAT I DO NOT ALWAYS BEHAVE ACCORDING TO MY AGE.
BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FUCKING BORING.

stop not loving me

some people don't take subtle hints, sometimes it takes you to stab them a few times in the face with a fork for them to understand.

I can't sleep naked in my new sheets because the thread count is so high they give me a boner.

me: do you want to eat what my mum made?

keith: what did she make?

me: me.

keith: I'm starved!