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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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