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Posts Liked by georgey112

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

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You are afraid to die, and you're afraid to live.
What a way to exist ..

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think about this:

if you have a chicken omlette,

you are putting a sliced and grilled mother inside its own fried menstruation

and LOVING it

the worst part?

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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hi people follow georgey112

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Did you know you can post Bolds to Instagram?

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