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I'm that friend that would never steal a dollar from you but if you walk out of the room I'm stealing 4 fries.

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i just replaced the can of air freshner with an air horn in the bathroom...

now i wait.

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no, i did'nt say you WERE stupid, i said you ARE stupid. there was no past tense about it.

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Pouring your cereal first, but no milk to go along with it.
A beautiful relationship destroyed before it had even begun.

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don't you wish people would start using glue instead of lipstick.

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THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR DECAF. COFFEE...

NEVER AND IN THE TRASH!!

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you know your getting old when you watch cartoons that you saw as a kid and you get the adult humor.

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beware of t.v., it has the power to turn things like storage, parking, and cupcakes into wars.

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