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never take advice from me. you'll only end up drunk...

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During a disaster we evacuate women and children first so we can think about a solution in silence.

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If two witches watch two watches, then which witch watches which watch?

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I always sleep naked. It's more confortable. This stewardess can fuck off. I don't care if there are children on the plane.

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If the glass was filled, and emptied, it's half empty.
If the glass was empty and filled, it's half full.

Sorry for ruin your philosophy.

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So, why is printer ink more expensive than human blood?

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They say Marijuana is a getaway drug...

To what?
The fridge?

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Cat: We got a lifetime of naps and belly rubs. What about you?

Human: Superior intellect.

Cat: Cool! What's it for?

Human: Math and feeling bad.

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