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so if a woman's bra is called a "over the shoulder boulder holder" then is a man's underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

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they say men think about sex every 5 seconds.

women think about food, sex, shoes, clothes, I need to go to the gym, why didn't he like my pic?, does my first name go with my last?, are my eyebrows ok?, is it too early for wine? every five seconds which is why women are crazy.

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Cause love's such an old fashioned word/and love dares you to care for/
The people on the edge of the night/And love dares you to change our way of/Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure...

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please, don't speak to me again. you are essentially an oxygen thief.

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i don't always get erections at burger king but when i do...

it's a whopper.

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I'm off, I'm gone.

for now.

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if my heart had a face it would be smiling.

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someone be a babe and hug me

and order me pizza maybe

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