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“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”

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never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

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of course i like you, you're you.

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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if you love someone, let them sleep.

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Find the guy who turns to his friends and says "That's her".

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I asked god for money, but I know he doesn't work that way. So I stole some and asked for forgivness.

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You had me at your proper use of "you're".

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How many of the letters in "queue" are really necessary?

I can count one

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sex without love is better than no sex at all...

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drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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I'm two fries short of a happy meal

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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computer games don't affect kids, i mean if pac man affected us kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills, listening to repetitive electronic music.

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whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" was a clever person!

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i never finish
anythi

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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when i was a kid, i wanted to be older...
this shit is not what i expected.

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you were born to be real,
not to be perfect!

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when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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i don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination.

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my dad: growing up is hard
my dad: first you believe in santa
my dad: then you don't believe in santa
my dad: then you are santa
my dad: then you look like santa

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Weekend Contest!
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Post something with word 'weekend'. The writer with the most likes wins some bold swag.

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life is simple

people are complicated

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