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Posts Liked by FrejaMikkelse

"I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar."

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They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

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i am so awesoom that it doesnt matter that i spelled "awesome" wrong

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call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

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50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

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Ups...just got caught peeing in the swimming pool. The damn lifeguard shouted so loud, I almost fell in.

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