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My first job was Babysitting. It prepared me for every job I had.

When bosses were cranky, I gave them food or something to drink. When they were sad, I patted them on the back & said everything was going to be better.

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"Homosexuality is unnatural.." says this book, where snakes talk, apples set an eternal curse, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby!

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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Immer wenn jemand an seinem PC auf ''Eigene Dateien'' drückt, fällt irgendwo ein NSA-Mitarbeiter lachend vom Stuhl

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Nach zwei Stunden Babysitten glaube ich, ich möchte doch keine Kinder, sondern lieber etwas Harmloseres.

Krokodile vielleicht. Oder Löwen.

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The jumping point is:
My english is not the yellow from the egg.

And that makes me foxdevilswild.

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Wenn Du eine Familienkonferenz einberufen willst, schalte einfach den WLAN-Router aus und warte ein paar Sekunden.

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