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Can february march?

No. But april may

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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

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I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

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If I were a gardener, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

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