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Posts Liked by firatco

I don't mind your weirdness as long as it's compatible with mine.

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When I was a kid....

No wait, I still do that.

52

You can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

26

My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said:
I wanna watch!

26

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

17

My life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

26

Top three reasons why she doesn't text you back:

1. She's just not that into you
2. She's imaginary
3. She's a cat

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My boss says
I intimidate
the other colleagues,
so I just stared at him until he apologized.

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