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Listening to someone's heartbeat.

200

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

155

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

122

SEX, HUGS
AND SOCKS
WITH HOLES

70

Some men say a woman's place is in the kitchen.
Just remember, that's where all the knives are.

30

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

28

I'm just saying, if stupidity was a job, you'd be a millionaire.

33

guys like you are the reason girls turn lesbian

16

I don't
need to flirt..
I will seduce you with my awkwardness •

29

3 words,
8 letters,
easy to say,
hard to prove...

"I'm a zebra."

39

Home:

a place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

30

Stop
undressing
me with your eyes!
Use your teeth •

23

Reasons to get out of bed:

Food •

29

I’ve heard sex is a killer..

Want to die happy?

41

I hope you step on LEGO.

45

Dear Karma,

I have list of people you've missed

55

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

20

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

327

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

318

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

Let's do the rabbit thing.

269

Release Your Inner Badass.

305

I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

276

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

254

cheers to the freaking weekend!

279

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

299

Put your "faith" between my legs.

238

LISTEN TO SILENCE

612

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

40

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

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