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Posts Liked by fantastikarl

Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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page 365 of 365

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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today is the last day of the rest of your life and tomorrow, the first

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I got balls of meat

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actually, we are created to love each other.

simple.
and so hard to do too.

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