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I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother...

There's just one episode about the wedding.

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My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak.

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CAN I KISS YOU?
BUT REALLY I MEAN CAN I SWAP SPIT WITH YOU AT AN ACUTE ANGLE WHILE DROWNING

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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There are two types of people in the world

1. People that understand and appreciate sarcasm

2. Idiots

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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