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kill them with success and bury them with a smile

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Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

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p??? ?no? ??i? ???? ?uiop ?uun? ?ll??? ?ool no?

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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TONIGHT...
WE
ARE
YAWN

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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