Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by Evadatter

i was in an elevator and in stepped a woman with big tits she turned to me a said press 1 please, so i did and i woke up later in hospital

2

why do men snore in bed when they lie on their backs

because their balls fall over their but hole and it causes a vacuum

3

ebay have asked everyone to update their passwords.
I typed in 'MyPenis' I got an error code that said
'not long enough'

7

isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that's just like
"i don't know how to hold a pencil"

1

I think my wife is a sex object;
every time I ask for sex she objects

2

why do women rub their eyes in the morning.

Because they dont have balls to scratch

3

Old Chinese proverb;

Woman with skirt up runs faster than Man with trousers down

3

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms