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Posts Liked by espinosababe

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

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Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

214

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

338

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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