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I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

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If you think missing me is hard,
you should try missing
you

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stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. looks like i'm in store for a wild December !

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auf dem Boden der Tatsache liegt eindeutig zu wenig Glitzer

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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

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Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole damn chicken.

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be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

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You aren't going to get the butt you want sitting on the one you have.

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