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Posts Liked by Emmyem77

"Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last nite, moanin, groining & and banging the headboard off the wall!! turns out her elderly mother had fallen over cracked her head & was knocking on th wall with her cane for help...feel a bit guilty about the wank now.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald's, i'm still gonna eat it.

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i'm considering deleting my boldomatic account in a few days. i'm not trying to whore in likes, but like this post if you DON'T want me to leave

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Hey, you're cute, I'm ugly. Opposites attract, you have to date me.

Sorry, I don't make the rules. : P

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Age is just a number...

yeah, and jail is just a room.

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Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.

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As a child,
we were taught not to accept anything from a stranger..
but on halloween, we are allowed to knock on strangers' houses and ask for candies •

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