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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

49

Life
is so
much
funnier
if you have
a dirty mind •

32

New Rule:

If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without saying "Thanks",
I am granted one attempt at trying to trip you •

12

Some
people
need to
open their small minds instead of their big mouths •

14

Oh, I didn't tell you?
Must have been none of your damn business •

11

Even temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery •

28

Some
people
are just unbelievably distracting •

17

Vaf
fan
culo!

Mr. Per Vert •

14

Originality
is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it •

21

If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.

26

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

58

you're so ugly, i heard you went to an "ugly" contest and the judges told you "sorry, no professionals"

17

Talking to you is my favourite part of the day •

17

good looks will only get you so far in life...

13

You maybe born this way,

but that doesn't mean

you have to
stay that way.

43

Waking
up every
day is a blessing,
not a privilege. Don't take it for granted •

27

I hate
texting
people first..
I feel annoying,
awkward,
and unwanted •

27

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

149

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back in at me •

27

Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Bieber.
That poor girl...

61

pull down to reload

14

Fuck

8

Common sense is so rare these days.

It should be classified as a super power.

19

today's hairstyle is called: "and i didn't brush my teeth either"

26

Ever
have that
one person whose presence automatically pisses you off?

28

If she's still ugly after the 7th beer... give up.

37

Guess what I saw today..

Everything I looked at •

29

if you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. otherwise you're just an ass

22

Keep Calm..
and
let's be
weird
together •

32

IIIIIIIIIIII
II • . . • II
II >O< II
II | | II
Duck Face

38

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

Come to the
dark side

we have
cookies

40

Ooh la lah!!

16

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

69

finally friday.

462

EVERYONE'S IRISH ON MARCH 17th

399

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