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Lebe im Bier und jetzt

16

i turn beer into pee

what's your SUPER POWER

23

LET 'EM KISS YOUR ASS AS YOU SAY GOOD BYE! DON'T LET HIM MAKE YOU CRY

6

NOT
YOUR
ERNST

19

A real man will call and not text.

7

Let's go to Dismaland

8

When someone hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it!

19

Neue Zeitform Futur III eingeführt, um Gespräche über Berliner Flughafen zu ermöglichen

7

There are 10 year olds with an iPhone 6 and my parents won't even by me McDonalds

19

Forget all the bullshit & drama and live your fucking life with a sexy smile on your face.

16

BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

220

I love you, but I hate you. I miss you, but I'm better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let you go.

10

your mouth is saying
"I'm not like the other girls"
but your Michael Kors watch is telling me otherwhise

20

Beim rückwärts einparken dreh ich immer die Musik leiser, sonst seh ich nichts.

23

life is a song

love is the music

23

if you miss me
it's too late

26

I think my guardian angel drinks

45

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

45

Enjoy your life: it has an expiration date

46

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

136

Women are so bad at driving because they are constantly being lied to about what 8 inches is.

33

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

16

Und wie war's gestern?

"Gut."

Hammer, wenn du erzählst habe ich das Gefühl mitdabei gewesen zu sein.

15

Nimm das Leben nicht so ernst, du kommst da eh nicht lebend raus

8

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

284

Sex wes wöll

5

Hans
Nötig

7

Prinz angepisst: Rapunzel liess Harn herunter

12

Life is too short

to listen to bad music

5

Shit the wall on.

4

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

57

STOP PRESSING REPLAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR LIFE

140

2night

blur

6

this makes me foxdevilswild!!

22

my english is not the yellow of the egg

15

weekend war süffisant

15

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

172

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

309

Ein Mann wie ein Baum.

Sie nannten ihn Bonsai.

29

das basst schon

11

swiss

+

355

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

163

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