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*Runs out of toilet paper*

*Goodbye socks*

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

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The truth is, airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.
The walls of hospitals have heard more whispers of prayers than churches.

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That's a beautiful fake picture of you, by the way...

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peace will never prosper from a dead man's mouth.

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Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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