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Overheard at home:

Son: Is that the movie with Kevin Bacon in it?

Daughter: Isn't *any* movie "that movie with Kevin Bacon in it?"

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Everyone is so convinced that they're right

that they don't care whether they're right.

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I don't program my kids with answers

I counsel them on the questions I think they should be asking

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2019: Stay away from negative people.

2020: Stay away from positive people.

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Them: *smartass remark*

Me: Don't make me come over there.

Them: Why, what are you gonna do about it?

Me: I didn't say that 'cuz I was gonna do anything. I said it 'cuz I *really* don't wanna come over there...

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Real Pain is when you ask somebody how their day is going just to be polite.....And they proceed to tell you :-(

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"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States ... a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"

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Pro tip for the guys:

If you have to constantly tell everyone that you're the Alpha Male,

you're not the Alpha Male.

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