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Posts Liked by dsfocs

When there's always the same shit on repeat,

learn the fucking lesson.

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My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

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Everyone should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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I'm single and I want a divorce.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

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