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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the lake today.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh across her belly & down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV she asked "Why stop?" "Found remote!" he replied.

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

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