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this too shall pass.

it might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

20

I was originally against getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

82

during the day, i don't believe i ghosts. at night, i'm a little more open minded.

16

bin heute eine Mischung aus schlafend und wach

also schwach

16

too busy catching blessings to be holding on to grudges

28

It's you.
It's you at 6AM or it's you at 2PM.

18

some people go to high school...

others go to school high.

28

Ich kauf mir jetzt ein Haus, einen Affen & ein Pferd.

Und dann trag ich den ganzen Tag Strapse. Ihr könnt mit gar nichts.

17

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I can do that

21

you're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

16

Nama'stay
in bed

21

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

19

you don't need the first of january to change your life, just saying.

44

I know the voices aren't real but man do they come up with some great ideas

117

It's not about how hard you can hit.

It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

30

Smiles don't
get lost they just
need a little
longer to find
their way home
sometimes

21

I wish I could grab this migraine by the throat and choke it to death.

13

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Add that to your diet.

49

what made her strong was despite the million things that hurt her she spoke of nothing, nothing but happiness

21

WHAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEART IS GOOD FOR YOUR ART

21

this is a A and B conversation so C your way out before E jumps over D and F's you up like a G.

7

I am a kid at heart and a 47 year old coal miner at liver.

37

I am a kid at heart and a 47 year old coal miner at liver.

72

I am not your missing piece.
I am nobody's piece.
I am my own piece. And even if I was somebody's missing piece
I don't think I'd be yours.

2

MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY BLINK
MONDAY

27

Girls like guys who take charge:

ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a kitten.

19

DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT JUST DON'T HURT PEOPLE

36

startled

7

She is art.

What the fuck do you expect from her, other than confusion, beauty and a goddamn soul?

14

Sometimes the people with the greatest potential often take the longest to find their path because their sensitivity is a double edged sword - it lives at the heart of their brilliance, but it also makes them more suspectible to life's pains.

Good thing we aren't being penalized for handing in our purpose late. The soul doesn't know a thing about deadlines.

20

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO THE STRONG WOMEN ARE.

THEY ARE THE ONES YOU SEE BUILDING EACHOTHER UP INSTEAD OF TEARING EACHOTHER DOWN.

41

They say who doesn't take risks doesn't win anything.

That's wrong.

Who doesn't take risks, loses everything.

16

To create art was never the goal.

To create art was the process.

To change something was the goal.

20

whoever is in charge of making sure i don't do stupid shit is fired.

12

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.

14

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire

17

When everything
is night I can see
clear as day...

16

no, she didn't turn into a demon, she turned into a bitch.

10

i am being so good, i'm sweating holy water.

12

Why say "ding dong, you are wrong" when you can say "eggs and bacon, you're mistaken"

26

Wrinkled wrinkled
little star, hope they never see the scars.

26

oh honey, I'm not insulting you,
I'm just describing you

55

Go away responsibilities, nobody likes you.

112

You can go backward or forward,
just pray you don't go
awkward.

32

The new
normal
is born from
those that
were inspired
to go beyond
the optional

58

If some annoying guy / girl wants your number but you don't want them to have it just give them this one +1 (605) 475-6968

have fun.

11

Bitch, don't "previously on..." me.

I have been watching this show for the last seven hours.
I know what's up.

20

'I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE'

IS THE CUTEST OR EVILEST THING YOU CAN TELL SOMEONE

41

Our break up was due to religious differences.

He thought he was God.

I didn't.

64

Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

51

Keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.

33

If my nude body offends you so much then maybe you should go to a different supermarket.

23

BORN
TO
SHOP

FORCED
TO
WORK

19

2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it

14

How do you know if someone is Vegetarian? They tell you.
Always.

60

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

MODERN ART =

I COULD DO THAT
+
YEA BUT YOU DIDN'T

24

"Why would you like to work here at McDonald's?"

"I love spitting on people's food, especially fat people. I like watching these obese creatures struggling with the front door and watching them sweat as they approach the counter"

3

blue eyes and jazz and attitude

20

your mouth is saying
"I'm not like the other girls"
but your Michael Kors watch is telling me otherwhise

20

"words cannot espresso how much coffee means to me"

31

day 4 in the yard: My milkshake has melted and is beginning to spoil,
still no sign of the boys

38

IDGAF
=
I don't give away food

21

Nice is just a place in France

40

some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

93

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

66

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

55

I broke up with my gym we were just not working out

55

whenever I'm traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someones actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they've probably had tons of memories in this city

but I'm just someone passing by

31

the artists who talk too much about their art, make art that has nothing to say

21

HAKUNA
MADAFAKA

42

I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave, you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

36

die with memories,
not dreams.

159

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.

-Shel Silverstein, Masks

14

I am not your missing piece.
I am nobody's piece.
I am my own piece. And even if I was somebody's missing piece
I don't think I'd be yours.

22

may the bridges I burn light the way

15

may the bridges I burn light the way

96

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

43

Religious war is when two people argue, about who's got the better imaginary friend.

42

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?

-Jack Sparrow

11

"No" is a complete statement it, does not require justification or explanation.

14

all I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face and really great eyebrows

19

stop feeding me bulls#!t &
start feeding me pizza

16

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is

1 million seconds is just over a week and a half

1 billion seconds is about 32 years

34

You have a right
to feel everything, without being called stupid or foolish, by those who are not
brave enough to feel anything.

43

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt;
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

• Winston Churchill

70

Dear sidewalk,
please get wider.

Sincerely,
third friend
walking
behind
feeling
excluded.

19

I think I'm going to write a book called
" 'four hours is definitely enough sleep' and other lies I tell myself"

43

I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.

52

"I'm a wizard"

"Prove it."

"Sorry, no magic outside of hogwarts."

44

He who spreads love, receives love.

25

it takes me three hours just to think about starting homework

23

guy: you are cute

me: it's not april fools day yet

30

Drinking milk with a straw.

Like a boss.

11

Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

49

if you do it doggy style do you get puppies?

19

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary again?

27

© ® @ P

47

Prince Charming is gay and living with Mr Right.

35

Oh no, honey, im an angel, i swear.
The horns are only there to hold up the halo...

7

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

6

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

168

clever as the devil and twice as pretty

8

Smart has the brains, but stupid has the balls.

20

Life is tough.
Get a helmet.

32

In 2014 I will either lose weight or become proficient in photoshop.

22

Dear Alcohol,

we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

I saw the video.

We need to talk.

37

PISSING
EVERYWHERE ISN'T
VERY
CHANEL

42

I am not a bitch, I am the bitch and for you I am Ms. Bitch

19

oh? they were talking shit about me again? let me file that between "i don't care" and "jealous much?"

5

looks like it's fuck this shit o' clock

1

ran my first 10k this morning.

just kidding.

I'm on my third donut.

11

hangry:

a state of anger caused by lack of food: hunger causing a negative change in an emotional state.
translation: feed me or I'll kill you.

3

namaste, bitches.

5

I believe in emphaty. I am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they're wearing crocs, then they can go fuck themselves.

11

oh no, I'm not shy. my mom just told me if l have nothing nice to say it's better not to talk at all.

16

you flipped the bitch switch so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole.

10

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

90

Love is a battlefield of wounded hearts.

11

bord d'elle

6

REVENGE? NAH,
I'M TOO LAZY.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND LET
KARMA FUCK YOU UP.

7

Life is like photography,

we develop from negatives.

16

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

40

She is always doing who knows what with God knows who.

12

give me the chocolate and nobody's going to get hurt!!

2

Hab gerade eine
Ich-bin-ja-so-fett-aber-trage-Größe-32-und-kann-essen-soviel-ich-will-Hihi getroffen.

Mit 'nem Stein.

28

Konfuzius sagt ...

.. gar nichts mehr. Seit 2.500 Jahren.

20

Herzrasen
kann man nicht mähen.

23

Meinem Nachbarn den Krieg erklärt.

Kannte er aber schon.

31

Die Arbeit an meiner Zeitmaschine hat mich um Jahre zurückgeworfen.

20

Ich sage meinem Sohn, wir gehen morgen nicht an die Kilbi, wenn er jetzt nicht schläft.

Er sagt, er verhandelt nicht mit Terroristen.

31

Be happy, it drives people crazy!

31

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

145

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

148

i want to get so intoxicated i wake up in the wrong city beside the right woman

5

The most important thing during a blowjob is what end of the dick u're at.

7

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

449

Ma gueule de bois ferait passer Pinocchio pour un vrai petit garçon.

4

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

39

wouldnt it be ironic... to die in the living room?

8

Make
Mistakes.

6

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

218

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

190

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

265

touché.

274

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

214

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