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Posts Liked by dontomaso

whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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