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$Every decision in your life made you read this text right now.$

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I'm not saying I'm crazy, but sometimes I feel more confused than a mood ring on a schizophrenic chameleon in a bag full of Skittles

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I hate spelling errors..

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined

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One word of truth is worth more than a thousand words of polite chitchat

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I'm no good at love poems.
I just want you to know that you make my pee-pee feel funny.

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I regret joining the gym recently.

leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds

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In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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