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Posts Liked by divinewolfx74

"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

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i love how in horror movies the villain always says "hello" when they see the character

its like the gonna say "yeah im in the kitchen, want a sandwich"

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people think i'm a tramp for accepting food off them once they had finished

i'm not a tramp i meerly want to stay alive longer than them

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limes are actualy lemons

except they have gone mouldy and green

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ha. ha. ha. funny things are funny.

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He who laughs last didn't get the joke

3

did you here about the fight at the chip shop?

the fish got battered

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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