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Mmm waffles

9

you're welcome
in my dreams

12

God?
Never heard of her.

10

Ich hab die Brüste, ich bin der Boss!

17

hello modelling agency??

yeah my selfie just got 24 likes I think
Im ready to go pro

13

rainy, windy, lazy sunday afternoon

17

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman.

Then I smack her ass.

45

I have a boyfriend.
Oh wait no,
no that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

34

i like
you
à la carte

26

home is where the pants aren't

52

Beam me up, Scotty
there's no intelligent
life down here.

Captain James T. Kirk

47

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

89

sometimes I whish I could think about nothing but the clapping monkey!

30

If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

86

Don't make me go "Hotel California" on your ass.

31

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

69

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

117

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

90

what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

92

Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

80

Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets.

90

é
GAY
l i t é

32

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

140

leave my head
or
start paying rent

118

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

115

DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS YOU TELL YOURSELF
LATE AT NIGHT.

102

sleeping
naked burns more
calories

81

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