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Sport gibt Dir das Gefühl, dass Du nackt besser aussiehst.

Tequila übrigens auch.

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Wären meine Pläne aus Hefe würden sie wenigstens aufgehen.

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Today is National Honesty Day.

I call "Bullshit," on that.

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Call me and say you miss me

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Um diesem Arbeitstag etwas mehr Ausdruck zu verleihen, rühre ich jetzt meinen Kaffee mit dem Mittelfinger um.

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He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

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I will take care of your heart,
carry it safe through the bad and the good times.
Make it feel loved

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Don't give those sneaky ducks our bread they'll use it to buy drugs.

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