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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

317

what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

179

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

28

when you have nothing to say, do it on facebook

21

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies

22

my sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think i'm stupid.

145

Life is too short for ejecting USB sticks.

41

Can your inner child come out and play?

33

MERRY CRISIS & A HAPPY NEW FEAR

127

Instead of cleaning the house,
I usually just turn off the lights.

30

I WANT
TO HAVE
TEXT
WITH
YOU

39

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

39

what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

50

bad decisions make good stories

423

I generally avoid temptation
unless I can't resist it.

93

All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

200

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

156

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

128

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

212

On the bright side, at least my coffee will never get cold in hell.

151

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

234

I'm
looking forward regretting tonight

162

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

218

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

163

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

an eye for an eye would make the world blind.

177

i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

263

TOMORROW

a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored

157

I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

189

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

177

Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

238

It was all a dream.

168

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

168

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

129

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

176

resolution 2013

uninstall ignorance
install curiosity

128

if you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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