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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up. What I'm doing is natural and stengthens the bonds between me and my cat.

57

Me: Let me sleep

Brain: Lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life

14

freedom
is like religion to us

34

Whenever
your feeling
POWERLESS!

Remember
A single one of your pubic hair's

Can Shut Down an
Entire Restaurant !!

30

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

140

"You only live once?"
FALSE
You Live Everyday

You only DIE ONCE.

135

To whomever lost weight,
I found it.

7

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

182

Cooped up all day with nowhere to go, nothing to do, and no one to talk to. I highly recommend it.

17

"Homophobia- The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women."

62

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

278

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

95

some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

56

that surprising moment when you realize you have more money than you thought

36

one love, two mouthes

one love, one house

no shirt, no blouse

just us, you find out.

28

do you also always fear not to be here, in the present mentally, not being able to really live every moment to its fullest?

28

There is more money being spent on BOOB jobs And VIAGRA Than on AlZEIMER'S
Research..
Which mean's by 2040 OLD people will have
Perky Boob's
Stiff Willies
And
No IDEA WHY ??

19

you aren't just a star to me, you're my whole damn sky

40

Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head!

48

So you changed to an iPhone 5 just for an extra inch?

Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same...

44

They text me "plz" because it's shorter than please ...

I answer "no" because it's shorter than "yes" ...

51

Zur Sicherheit habe ich nachts immer ein Messer unter dem Kopfkissen. Man weiss ja nie, vielleicht bringt jemand plötzlich Kuchen vorbei.

65

from
the moment we started making eyecontact I knew that I wanted you around

56

Having your phone-battery nearly full at the end of the day attests to good company.

53

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

85

Are you happy or just comfortable?

25

Especially in a relarionship, the heart knows and feels when wrong has been done to it.

•LDeP

5

YOUR NAME SOUNDS MOANABLE.

79

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not
hear the music.

Nietzsche

56

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

2

I love listening to lies when I know the truth...

226

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

491

If I marry a Canadian, I've decided that the children will be raised metric.

224

A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

244

The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

152

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

189

I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

225

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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