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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

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I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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