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Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

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Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

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When asked if he'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister, my brother gave it some thought and answered:
"A bicycle."

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My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

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i'll be there in 10min. if you see i'm running late, reread this mssg.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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