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*eats one piece of lettuce*

checks for abs

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

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goals for 2015:

less upsetti, more spaghetti

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I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

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I wish I could donate my fat to kids in Africa

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fuck anyone who doesn't want you in their life, fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they're all losers and they're definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and buy you ice cream

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how to deal with a lot of work due tomorrow:

- take a nap
- spend like 4 hours
on boldomatic
- cry

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